Paderborn, Germany - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich
Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative
and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up
pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of
poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the
ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him.
"The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr.
Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay
unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of
him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one
there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a
watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be
just one of those freak accidents that happen.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....that's a lot of poop...hehe.....


  by vck @ 22:00

 
he MY angel...not YOURS ANNE!!.....JUST joshing mon!!....don't take it seriously...YOU're my angel...haha...MARRY ME!!! (again)

  by vck @ 21:32

 


AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!...HIS EYES!!!! SOOOO PRETTY!!!!!

  by vck @ 21:09

 


whoa...wut's up with that?
SAM'S GAY!!!....not with frodo...hehe... wonder what his wife said about this pic...haha...

  by vck @ 21:07

 
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!....SOOO PRETTY!!!!....=P!!!!

  by vck @ 20:58

 


  by vck @ 20:58

 
i have the ring of power!!!...dundundun...fear me!!...haha....and anne......and sooner or later carol.......haha...ummm...yea...

  by vck @ 17:45

 
sooo cold today MON!!!...well not really....WINDY!!!....it almost blew me into a car!!!....whoa mon...haha...

  by vck @ 21:03

 
DEFINITION OF TRAGEDY

President George W. Bush visited
an elementary school and he went
into one
of the classes.
They were in the middle of a
discussion relating to words and their
meaning.

The teacher asked the President if he would like to
lead the class in the
discussion of the word, "tragedy."
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an
example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best
friend, who lives next
door, is playing in the street and a car comes along
and runs him over,
that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus
carrying 50 children
drove
off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be
a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the President. "That's
what we would call a
GREAT LOSS."

The room fell silent. No other child volunteered.
President Bush searched
the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example
of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy
raised his hand. In a
quiet voice he said, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. &
Mrs. Bush, were
struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a
terrorist like
Osama
bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic," exclaimed Bush, "that's right, and can
you tell me WHY that
would be a TRAGEDY?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an
accident, and it
certainly
wouldn't be a great loss."


  by vck @ 21:01