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Paderborn, Germany - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich
Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative
and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up
pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of
poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the
ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him.
"The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr.
Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay
unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of
him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one
there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a
watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be
just one of those freak accidents that happen.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....that's a lot of poop...hehe.....
by vck @
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