Once apon a time.. in ummm.. let's seee.... TORONTO.. there lived a die hard Leaf fan(lol.. he loves leafs froma tree.. lol) and he wanted to find a real girl he could really love and have a "real" relationship with... so he asked out a bunch of girls and they all said yes... lol.. he never ever got rejuected.. but umm... let's call him Joe.. well joe was Canadian(get it.. lol.. Canadian Joe..) N E way.. he got tired of gurls fast.. like.. some times a month.. a weeks.. or even 6 hours.. ok?.. so he has been wit 12 or sumfing girls in one year.. As I continue..so.. he was goin to ask this girl to dance in montreal.. but.. her frens gave him a look that he wouldn't forget.. the "We dun hang wit ur kind" look. N E way he had asked her in TORONTO at a dance and she actually SAID YES infront of her frens that she knows would make fun of her after.. and in the middle of her dance her fren came up and said "ewwwww..." as I continue..N E way.. now everyone thinks he is gay.. so.. all the guys in Canada think he is gay and always call him a fag.. so.. he got pissed and said "Me no fag.. me is a canadian.." so.. N E way joe.. bein hated by men in Canada had now been single for 4-5 weeks.. being so deperate he looked for easy girls.. even though 4-5 gurls liked him already he thought they were all freaky..so.. he gave one of dema chance.. her name was Francine.. and they went out for 2 days then he dumped her.. omg he was a player he thought.. and he finally realized it after days and days of people coming up to him sayin "Joe.. nno body likes u.. ur a player.. I hope u die" and he got so sad he was goin to kill him self.. but no.. wut's this? in his mail a letter from this girl he had liked b4 but never got the chance to ask her out in.. umm.. Montreal.. but couldn't since her frens were upperclass women not liking him.. he was a slobby joe.. (lol.. sloppy joe).. N E way as a continue....She then replyed in laughs at the other upper class bitch..(oops! sorry I know u and swearing!) N E way.. the guy insisted she leave the dance but she inplied it was ok.. so.. they danced and he asked her if he would ever gib a sloppy joe a chance? she said no.. that broke his heart.. but she was soooo cute he couldn't of said N E thing..so... he liked her a little.. then.. back to when she said she liked him in a letter.. then.. he thought? but she is so innocent.. so cute.. fragile.. so he was hesitant to ask her out.. but wut do u noe? he asked her out.. but then she replied.. NO.. and broke his heart.. he ran home crying... and thought he would kill himself..And in the end.. I WANNA GO OUT WIT U!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!...oh my goodness...i just found this story....so foony eh?....haha....amazingly funny...though not many willl think so...haha..ohwellz...not everybody knows how this story came about....

  by vck @ 20:02